Everyone falls in fucking love with me.

the-best-of-funny:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

x

(Source: versaceslut)

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via the-best-of-funny)

perlockholmes:

If you think Sherlock wasn’t lonely before he met John Watson, remember that he named a skull after himself and then called it his friend.

(via highlaurie)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via permanentjet-lag)

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

(via squarepizza)

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

thispopculture:

imwithkanye:

Floating On Cloud Nine. The cast of Orange Is the New Black at the New York City Gay Pride Parade.

Photos: Getty

Imagine seeing this IRL.

as if you couldn’t love OITNB any more…

(via cavityqueen)

(Source: littlebirdwithoutwings, via whowilllove)

vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

image

(via kylarks)

(via queenygritte)

darkwingsnark:

vsvptayty:

Natural hair goals (@mandajesspanda)

I don’t understand. She looks like a goddess. Obviously she isn’t of this world. 

(Source: nya-kin, via raleighbecketmori)


That’s my only mission. Finish him.

That’s my only mission. Finish him.

(Source: mellarkboxers, via cinnasownmockingjay)

thehardtimesofjennataylor:

this is beautiful

(Source: meu-lugar-imperfeito, via ruinedchildhood)

the-best-of-funny:

x

the-best-of-funny:

x

(Source: bachvevo)

ellariasaand:

I   w a s   a   q u e e n ,  and you took away my crown;
a   w i f e  ,   and you killed my husband;
a   m o t h e r , and you deprived me of  m y  children.
My blood alone remains: take it,
b u t  d o  n o t  m a k e  m e  s u f f e r  l o n g..

(via nathanpetrellis)