The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
(Source: alizebaby626, via groovieh)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
(via best-of-funny)
Imagine opening your door and…
i would punch him in the face out of excitement and then deeply apologize
i’d just cry
(Source: benedictable, via dudeufugly)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
(via heroic-intent)

